Just For Laughs

Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men>have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love>the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love>the Lord, love kids, and are>extremely good looking.>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to>the fourth floor and sign reads:>>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop->dead>good looking and help with the housework.>"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!">Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:>>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop->dead>gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic>streak.>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the>sign>reads:>Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof>that>women are impossible to please.>>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as>you exit>the building, and have a nice day! =)